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It’s Been A While
I know you guys are sick of me. I promise next year I will make a dedicated effort to update at least once a week. My schedule has been super packed this Holiday Season. I am burnt out to be honest. I’ve learned a lot over this past month. I’ve decided to share…per usual. So…
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#MenWeWantsAnswers
Let me start by saying that the p*ssy bill is at an all time low. Sorry for the vulgarity of that statement, but that is it’s truest and most simple form. Women are handing it over for gym shoes and V.I.P. club access. They are putting on their clown suits at an alarming rate –…
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They Call It Dumb. I Call It Art.
I showed my dad this picture and he asked me why I took a picture of my cell phone. He clearly overlooked the artistic ability soaked all through the photograph. I’m going to go ahead and say that everyone else I showed it to missed it as well. Doesn’t matter. I see where I was…
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The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow!
God is good all the time. Scientific evidence suggest that negative vibes block blessings. Ok maybe not scientific evidence, but I’m a firm believer in that concept. Mainly because I have been so obsessed with all of the things going wrong in my life lately that I haven’t been able to acknowledge and appreciate all…
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Occupy Wall Street Parody: Occupy Hollywood A-Hole %
Hilarity kinda. Webcomic artist Ryan Casey tackles the Hollywood elite with his comic strip parodies of the #Occupy Wall Street protests. In his hilarious comic series, Casey shouts out the privileged, narcissistic, wealthy Hollywood elite, referring to them as the “asshole %” — a pun on the top 1% of taxpayers who pay less taxes…
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The Morning After…
I thought this was funny. Not like super OMG this is hilarious; but like ok I’ll put this on my blog funny. I laughed right until after the whole actualization of where they were at…then I just kinda stared at the screen. I’ve never been in a morning after type of situation, have you?
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Food Diary: J. Alexanders
I’m trying out this new WordPress app on my phone, so bare with me. I think a mobile app would be cool for my readers, considering that the most amazing things (read: random shit) happen while I’m out in the world! This particular post probably isn’t super amazing, but it’s a test trial…. Food. So…
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Open Letter: I Want.
I typically don’t want things.. I want to travel; see the world, experience breath taking moments and take cool pictures. I want a new job; something where I actual use my very pricey degree(s). I want to dress in outrageous clothes; let go of the care that people will look at me funny, or me…
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10 Things You SHOULD Lie About
Interesting article time! Although I totally don’t endorse lying, I do understand how them mugs may be necessary. This article talks about 10 sure fire situations/things that people WILL lie about. I understand that honesty is the best policy, but for shits and giggles, check this out. Criminal History You don’t start a date with,…