College gives you a degree as well as the freedom to act like a college kid. It’s like your student ID is a ‘get by free’ pass, and just about anything goes. Wonderful. I miss college 😦
So here is a list of the 19 things that are only OK in college (so once you hit the “real world” stop the madness):
1. Eating cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And considering that a valid meal.
2. Sundays dedicated to your roommates slowly filtering in from walks of shame.
3. Coffee at 9….P.M.
4. Waking up on the bathroom floor.
5. Using abbrevs (LOL, Totz, OMG, Fo shiz) and movie quotes in normal day conversations.
6. Wearing the same jogging pants for 3 days because “you’re class is at 8 a.m.”
7. (Hopefully) Pulling all-nighters.
8. Wearing Uggs for any and all occasions.
9. Storing mini shots of Smirnoff in your purse “just in case you need them.”
10. Using empty bottles of Smirnoff and other liquor bottles as a form of home decor.
11. Having a drawer full of t-shirts dedicated to drinking events.
12. Drinking until 5AM and sleeping until 3PM. Then waking up and doing it again.
13. Calling in to work because you are hungover.
14. Calling in to work because it’s the first nice day of the season.
15. Drinking before noon. On a Tuesday.
16. Duct-taping two forties to your hands and calling it a game.
17. Dressing up like a huge slut-bag for Halloween…three days in a row.
18. Considering lightly jogging to class (because you’re late) a great work-out for the day.
19. Scheduling your obligations around your favorite television episodes.
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