Little Nothings. Old People on Facebook.

I have a very involved mother. Let’s call her Cookie.

Cookie just joined facebook, and dare I say it, Twitter. Needless to say, I’ve spent countless hours explaining how to operate and navigate facebook (and that mug changes everyday). Cookie is cute though; she emails me things she sees on facebook to ask if she can “tweet” it.

The most recent thing was this LONG ASS status…that was funny…but too long for twitter. I’d like to share:

To all the ladies who are in a hurry to get married here is a piece of biblical advice: 

 “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Bo-az”

so while you are waiting on Your Bo-az don’t settle for any of his relatives: 

Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Lazy-az,

and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. 

Wait on your true Boaz n make sure he respects Yo-az.