The thing is… I love cards and I tend to keep them forever. I was cleaning my room the other day and I came across a box of old cards that I have collected. This particular one made me laugh out loud. I have a weird sense of humor though lol ….
Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols:
10. O Holiday Tree
9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter
8. Frosty the Snowperson
7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Nontoxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit)
6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator
4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (if office policy permits)
3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings
2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Clause with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection
1. I’ll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December
…the end lol
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