21 Things That Will Surely Ruin An Orgasm

While we are on the topic of sex…

I found a really funny article about things that would definitely kill any chance of orgasm….

Whether you’re having sexual intercourse, oral sex, or just fooling around, there is nothing more irritating than something ruining your orgasm just before you climax. After all, orgasming isn’t easy to achieve, at least not for everyone. So when you’ve been working towards the big O and suddenly stumble, you’ll definitely be experiencing some serious sexual frustration. Not only do men get blue balls, women get them too. We just call them pink balls. Whether you get pink-balled or blue-balled, sexual frustration isn’t easy to relieve, especially when you have to deal with any of these 21 orgasm killers.

1. A phone call: Whether it’s mom, dad, grandma, or your ex calling, hearing the phone ring is definitely a buzz kill. Something about being on the tip of your climax and knowing Granny Sue is calling isn’t very sexy.
2. Baby talk: There is nothing about baby talk that is sexy when you’re making someone orgasm. Period. Unless your partner has a fetish for little children, and in that case … get out of bed.
3. “Shh, be quiet”: If you’re about to reach that point where your toes are curling under, your leg is shaking, and you just happen to be a little loud, and then your partner tells you to be quiet, no more orgasm for you.
4. Bad change of music: Great music has been on the whole time, and just as you’re about to reach the O-zone, the song switches to “Y.M.C.A” by The Village People. The only thing Y.M.C.A stands for at that point is: Yes, my clit absolutely hates you.
5. “Did you come yet?”: Being rushed into anything sucks, especially an orgasm.
6. “Is it my turn yet?”: Being selfish is always a turn off. Let your partner indulge in their orgasm, don’t ruin it because you want one too. You’ll get yours.
7. Random dirty talk: Unless you and your partner are used to dirty talking, being at the brink of coming and hearing your partner say “you like that s**t, baby” or “oh yeah, daddy” can’t be more of a buzz kill.
8. Your pet joins in: You’re about to climax when your cute dog Buddy decides he wants some loving too by licking your face. There is nothing orgasmic about a threesome with your pet.
9. TV: Whether it’s “Sports Center,” breaking news, or the sadist scene in “The Notebook,” someone is going to get distracted. Focus on the orgasm, not the TV, OK?
10. Queef: Oops.

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