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If You Having Girl Problems…
Since we are on the topic of babies (are we?) … If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son…
I’m not sure if this was scripted or not, but it was funny and adorable at the same time!!
Drunk Beauty Pageant Kid -__-
If this doesn’t make you laugh then you were probably born without a sense of humor. Watch 6 year old Alana from
Now although I can’t say for sure if that little girl was drunk or just happy, I can say that her mom shouldn’t have let them tape her acting like this. She’s a child, I get it…but when she gets older she will be embarrassed and probably sad at the worlds response to her.
Look At Me Now [Cover] – Karmin
Probably the MOST creative cover of “Look At Me Now” – Chris Brown feat. Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne!
Not at all what you expect, check out Karmin! The thing is, even in the car alone with my most serious “I can rap” face – I couldn’t get those words correct!
Check out Karmin Music
Highly Offensive.
So the thing is, this is highly offensive. But I can’t lie. I busted out laughing at first. Definitely didn’t expect it. Turn your speakers down!!
Raise your hand if you expected that…O_o
Happy New Years!
So it’s 2012! For those of you that got left behind in the rapture…check out a few flicks of my night! I got to hang with one of my most bestest friends ever and her fiance’. They are a pretty cool team, and together we painted the town all sorts of colors and shit. A highlight of my night was walking down a cement hill and almost busting my ass. But because I’m so seventh letter…I didn’t 
…These heels were made for walking!
Another notable moment was being in traffic when the clock struck 12! That was a first! Happy New Year!
I didn’t make any new resolutions…mostly because I still haven’t fulfilled the ones from 2011. So my plan is to work on just being a better me; flaws and all. I would say the whole “stop talking to crazy people” could be a resolution, but I started that about a month ago. Progress!
How did you guys bring in the new year?
Call 911.
This video is trippy as hell. It basically depicts a child predator going after what appears to be a little girl…then getting the surprise of his life. I’m pretty sure this was just a video to accompany an awesome song….but how fitting right?
I lowkey wish all children could turn into little monsters when creeps tried to hurt them.
Download this song http://atlr.ec/oVHLbu
Director: Tony Truand. Produced by HK Corp
Bizzare Products
To all my free spirits out there! Are your carpet and curtains naturally mismatched? *insert childish giggle*
Check out pubic hair dye… yes. that.
Malibu Bridal Betty. Side bar: If you have time to dye your pubs, you have time to get a wax. Don’t ask me how I found this LOL
Sh*t Girls Say. A Documentary.
Definitely not a documentary. Definitely funny and more true than false! Guys, are we REALLY that annoying??
See more episodes after you read on. Episode 2 is HILARIOUS.
It’s Been A While
I know you guys are sick of me. I promise next year I will make a dedicated effort to update at least once a week. My schedule has been super packed this Holiday Season. I am burnt out to be honest. I’ve learned a lot over this past month. I’ve decided to share…per usual.
So people are crazy. This we already knew, however, what you didn’t know is that I attract them in mass quantities. Here is an example for December. I met a guy at the mall. Seemingly legit place to meet someone. Well no. After one phone conversation he decided I am “the one”. He also decided that we should move in together after the New Year. I should quit my job and how many beautiful mulatto babies did I want to have. Yikes. After being as upfront as humanly possible (Don’t ever call me again you f*cking weirdo), you would think he got the hint. Nope.
Moving along. I also met a guy while I was at Starbucks. Again, seems like a legit place to meet someone. Hell Nawl. After two conversations with him I became his personal therapist. Apparently he had just gotten out of a relationship, found God and wanted to crack the Illuminati code to success all in one. GO THAT WAY CREEP. Let’s not even assume that I just meet crazy men. A chick I met at work about a month ago decided we should be BFF’s and doesn’t understand why I won’t go clubbing with her this New Years Eve. Even threatened to not be my friend anymore. Umm ok. Read the rest of this entry
